Thursday, August 30, 2012

The Princess and the Perfume Bottle

 
Today, Madi came into the craft room and she smelled like CK1. 

Me:  Madison, were you messing with Mommy's perfume?
Madi:  Yes.
Me:  Where is it?
Madi:  It's not dere. 

Ummmm.  Not dere?  Where is not dere?  Well it wasn't on the bathroom counter where it always is.
I have been cleaning all day, washing all the bed linens. 

Me:  Madi, where is my perfume?
Madison:  I want goldfish.
Me:  No goldfish, until I get my perfume back.  Where is it?
(insert sound of little feet running into my bedroom)

Madison:  In dere.

This here...is apparently "dere".

 
Ok well, let's see.
 
 
It was.  In dere. 

 
I AM A BIG FAT STINKER.
 
Me:  Madi?  Stay out of my bedroom.
Madison:  No.
 
xoxo
 
mom
 
 
 





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